We all scream for Ice Cream!
Written By: Martina Egli
Us girls have long been aware of the benefitial nature of Ice Cream. From soothing sore throats to aiding the recovery of a bruised love-life. What’s more, it’s got calcium in it, and it comes from cows. (That means it’s good for you, right?)
Reinforcing our long held belief that Ice Cream can do no wrong was the recent study from Harvard scientist types that showed that Ice Cream improves a womans fertility by 27%
“Ice-cream is exquisite. What a pity it isn’t illegal.” Voltaire
The results of this study were received with a mixture of scepticism and horror, as the amount of Ice Cream being bought by Males for their Female partners fell by a staggering 90%*
*actual made up statistic.
So go on Girls, grab an Ice cream, and if you end up with a bun in the oven… it was the knickerbocker glory that did it!